Here's to ________, (s)he's true blue
(S)He's a hasher through and through
(S)He's a pisspot so they say
Tried to get to heaven, but went the other way!
Drink it down, down, down, down, down
down, down, down, down, down, down...
(Continue until down down is finished or go to "Why Are We Waiting, could be fornicating/masturbating/masticating")

They/he/she ought to be thoroughly pissed on
They/he/she ought to be publicly shot
(Bang Bang!)
They/he/she ought to be tied to a shithouse
And left there to fester and rot!
Drink it down, down, down, down, down down, down, down, down, down, down...
(Continue until down down is finished or go to "Why are we waiting")

Why was he (she) born so beautiful?
Why was he (she) born at all?
He's (she's) no fucking use to anyone!
He's (she's) no fucking use at all!
Drink it down, down, down, down, down
down, down, down, down, down, down
(Continue until down down is finished or go to "Why are we waiting")

They're tearing down the pubs and building churches,
They're tearing down the pubs and building churches,
They're tearing down the pubs and building churches,
'Till the Red Revolution comes along!

Free beer for all the workers,
Free beer for all the workers,
Free beer for all the workers,
'Till the Red Revolution comes along!

(Tune: Ta-Rah-Rah-Boom De-Ay )

This is your Down-Down song,
It isn't very long...
Drink it down, down, down...

(Tune: La Dona E Mobile)

Arse holes are cheap today
Cheaper than yesterday
Little boys are half a crown
Standing up or bending down

He's the meanest,
He sucks the horse's penis,
He's the meanest,
He's the horse's ass.

Ever since he found it,
All he does is pound it,
He's the meanest,
He's the horse's ass.

So drink it down, down, down...

And the hairs, and the hairs,
And the hairs on her dickie-dido hung down to her knees.

How many?!

One white one, one black one, and one with a bit of shite on
and one with a fairy light on to show us the way.

Doh! 啤酒，我喝啤酒！
Ray先生给我啤酒！
Me,我一个人喝酒！
Far,很远到我啤酒！
So, 我觉得我要酒！
La, 啦啦啦啦啦酒！
Tea?不要只要啤酒！
我们回来到啤酒,酒酒酒酒！

Pinyin Version
Doh! píjiǔ ， wǒ hē píjiǔ ！
Ray xiānshēng gěi wǒ píjiǔ ！
Me, wǒ yīgè rén hējiǔ ！
Far, hěn yuǎn dào wǒ píjiǔ ！
So, wǒ juéde wǒ yào jiǔ ！
La, la la la la la jiǔ ！
Tea? bùyào zhǐyào píjiǔ ！
Wǒmen huílái dào píjiǔ , jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ jiǔ ！

English Version
Doh, a beer, I drink my beer!
Ray, the guy who sells my beer!
Me, myself, I drink my beer!
Far, the distance to my beer!
So, I think I’ll have a beer!
La, la la la la la beer!
Tea? No thanks, I‘ll have a beer!
That will bring us back to beer, beer, beer, beer, beer !

CHORUS:
I used to work in Chicago, in an old department store.
I used to work in Chicago, but I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for a computer (a computer from the store)
A computer she wanted; a wang she got, and I don't work there anymore.

(chorus)

A woman came in for a doughnut (a doughnut from the store)
Glazed she wanted; cream filled she got, and I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for a carpet (a carpet from the store)
Pile she wanted; shag she got, and I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for a pistol (a pistol from the store)
A gun she wanted; banged she got, and I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for some Cognac (some cognac from the store)
Liquor she wanted; lick her I did, and I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for some hardware (some hardware from the store)
Bolts she wanted, nuts she got, and I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for some canned meat (some canned meat from the store)
Ham she wanted; my pork she got, and I don't work there anymore.

A woman came in for some headgear (some headgear from the store)
A silk hat she wanted; felt she got, and I don't work there anymore.

In the woods there lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi!
In the woods there lives a bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear!
Yogi, Yogi Bear, Yogi, Yogi Bear,
In the woods there lives a bear,
Yogi, Yogi Bear.

Yogi has a little friend, Bubu, Bubu

Yogi has a twelve-inch dick, lucky, lucky

Bubu says he has one too, liar, liar,

Yogi has a girl friend, Cindy, Cindy

Cndy doesn't shave down there, grizzly,

Yogi trims her bush for her, bar, bar!

Cindy now is shaved and trimmed, nice and, nice and!

Cindy has got menopause, cannot, cannot

Yogi gives her one with wings, aborb, absorb!

Yogi goes down on Cindy, care, care!

Cindy has a smelly snatch, camem, camem!

Yogi's knob is long and green, cucum-cucum!

Yogi cut his knob right off, dismem, dismem!

Cindy likes it upside down, koala, Koala

Cindy has great big tits, more than, more than,

Yogi likes it in the fridge, polar, polar

Bubu's girlfriend has no teeth, gummy, gummy!

Yogi joined the NRA, right to, right to!

Bubu likes to light his farts, smokey, smokey!

Yogi's mom is black, his dad is white: panda, panda!

Cindy's mood is up and then it's down: bipolar, bipolar!

Yogi doesn't cover up, bareback, bareback!

Yogi makes his own beer: brewin', brewin!

They all are hasher bears, running, running!

Chorus:
That was a terrible song,
Sing us another one, just like the other one
Sing us another one now.
In the Garden of Eden sat Adam,
With his hand on the ass of his madam,
And he chuckled with mirth,
Because he knew on this earth,
There were only two balls and he had em.

(chorus)

There once was a man name of Sweeny,
Who spilled some gin on his weenie,
So just to be couth,
He poured on some vermouth
And slipped his girlfriend a martini

(chorus)

(and so on with any limerick)